at his point it’d be easier to list Indian celebrities i don’t look like
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down
i lost my glasses today
i cant see how this could have happened
So only home girl from frozen can turn up
There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.